Well i took the free time to actually try to make this thing look a liitle bit better; you can check that out here. The result is... honestly kinda dogshit, it ended up very similar to this design except somewhat worse. Ill probably keep this one and try again someday. That is all 4 2day folks. I hope.

Ok I havent updated this website on my free time at all, but thats ok, because I baked some cookies, which were added to this websites code. You can change backgrounds now and it wont reset every time you reload the page. Its not the best implementation of cookies but it works and I aint gonna complain about something thats working. Major overhaul on this site's looks is on the works™ (i.e I havent started it but im planning to)

Kissinger dead

Real quick update, yesterday (11/29/2023), Henry Kissinger died, which means I have updated the 'Has Henry Kissinger Died Yet?' page, as the name suggests. Have a good one, bye. Quick edit: I havent read the book because I literally just came out but the Jacobin has compiled a bunch of stuff about Kissinger into a book and kept a bunch of copies waiting for him to die anyway you can read it for free online here, or buy the hardcover copies that waited so so long to be released.

I dont ususally do this kind of stuff (Logs and updates in general) but Ive been considering actually adding some javascript. Yeah, I've made a point to never use javascript and it is the work of the devil, but hear me out - I could add cool *animated* graphics...
Yeah, does not sounds particularly interesting, but I could add some nice accessibility features, and Ive been thinking about this tarot reading with ccs cards for a while. And anyone could disable javascript anyway (if you dont know how, you can just install ublock or noscript on your browser), I would just have to make sure the site is useable without it and then it would work just fine.

So, yeah, I'm doing a poll to see what people prefe- oh yeah I cant do that without javascript, can I? Well, I am busy for the next month anyway so Ill think about it in the meantime but its not like anyone really cares.
Thats about it for the update, have a happy halloween.
-Until next time, this is Three Dog, and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio, Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts.

1. Terfs get a life and dont interact with me ever die mad about it immediately
2. Dont disrespect my blorbos ever, theyre family to me
3. Thats actually it, not really a way for you to interact with me directly anyway xoxoxo

Oh also, this blog often might cover mature content, so yeah, be mindful of that. And minors should leave please and thank you

This website does not have a particular theme. It is more of a compendium of random things I kinda like - and above everything else, it is mostly just the result of me toying around while learning some css. Ill try to use little to no javascript, which I dislike for a particular list of reasons. If the text seem poorly written, it is because I am stupid <3. I am aware of that.

The layout in this website was made by me (Its not great, but it is readable at least). No rights reserved for the layout, but I did take some ideas from here and there (including some other neocities websites, tehee). The images are mostly from wikimedia and are (usually) published under creative commons, but copyright laws are dumb anyway. Did you know even screenshots of games count as being copyrighted and thats why wikipedia rarely uses them? Anyway yeah, fuck capitalism etc.

The site looks best at a 163:47 resolution and you can only get its full experience through an 640x184.539877301 pixels CRT screen on a Netscape 1.0 browser running on the PS2 Linux distro. Please turn off your ad blocker and turn on your non-add blocker. If any non-ad content loads, try viewing the website from Latitudes between 45°S and 47.3°S, and any longitudes that arent divisible by 3 or part of the mersenne primes. For safety reasons, always keep a gun pointed to your machine and run continuous turing tests to it while browsing this website. If it tries to speak to you, contact authorities immediately.
yeah I kinda stole this joke from xkcd

New type of gal they tried out for a bit, but quickly disregarded as a complete failure.

I am autistically horny for airplanes, spreadsheets and justified text

FAQ (which no one ever asked, but hey, its MY website):

>Favorite movie?
V for vendetta for sure, The Matrix comes second (Shoutout to the Wachowskis)

h>Favorite book?
Im illiterate but I like to look at the numbers in This book and imagine what they mean

>What kind of music do you listen to?
A bit of everything except for anything thats like (x)-core and has over 400bpm

>Hobbies?
I'm just a fag trying to have a good time. I'm pretty good at grilling some cheese if you count that as a hobby

>I think god should personally beat you to a pulp
yeah I know

>What is your name?

>What is your favorite color?
Look around this website darling

>What was the capital of Assyria?
A complex question actually; the akkadian language does not have a word for "capital" nor did the assyrians have a strong concept of it. Wherever the king was resided could be considered the cpital, but that changed multiple times over a period of 18 centuries (a rough estimate which ranges from 20 to 14 centuries). As the kings died and positions of power shifted, it was possible for the admnistrative capital of the empire to change. Some people online often list 4 of them, Wikipedia lists 6, actual number is likely higher. Nineveh is possibly the most famous of the capitals, and t hus could be the answer to the question.

>What is your quest?
Having sweaty gay sex on the couch, eating good food and nuking the United States

> What is the aispeed of a laden swallow?
x

>What is up with these weird questions?
They're references to a movie.

"Erm, this page does not have support for mobile users, the text is poorly written, lacks adequate punctuation, does not capitalize text correctly, and, quite honestly, looks like shit" yeah I know.

(As if anyone would even browse neocities in a cellphone at this point... and the texts are often poorly written anyway... I mean, not judging, I actually kinda like it this way, it really does remind you of the old web)

I did, however, try to make the website accessible and readable, so feel free to send a comment if you have any problems with screenreaders here. a lot of websites made by, lets say, "old web enthusiasts" are hardly readable both to the average user and to people who depend on screenreaders.

This website also focusses on being readable to people with dyslexia and color blindness, altough there are web extensions that might help with that as well. It is definitelly not perfect, but I am always willing to improve it. See also: Mozilla's guide to web accessibility

I dedicate this (project of a) blog to: People who have disgusting, problematic sex; fujoshis; fans of old men yaoi and old women yuri; trans people who havent done hrt nor care about voice training and think passing is dumb (youre literally so right); People who are unapologetically insane, which includes, and actually exclusively refers to, those who are treated like shit because of their neurodivergency; People with weird and problematic kinks; disabled people who require lots of support and never see themselves represented in media about disability (you are loved); my cat; Drug users (all of them); people who work in retail; all victims of capitalism; people who are fat and/or dont shave their body hair

and last but not least: to all girlfags and boydykes; the world wouldnt be the same without yall love you love you louve love you

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